I sat next to this guy on the bus today. At one point, his girlfriend also got on the bus, while I was talking on the phone.

Dude was sitting in the window seat, I sat by him, and his girlfriend was standing. They were holding hands behind my back.

When I got off the phone, I asked the guy if he wanted to switch seats with me so he could sit by his girlfriend (I wasn't going to give up my seat, duhz). It was only after I got off the phone that I even realized they were a couple, you see.

The guy said nah, that they were getting off the bus soon. The girl said I was very sweet for offering.

So I kept sitting there in the middle while they were holding hands behind my back.

This is probably some sort of metaphor for my life.