Hillbisraelis

I've had this conversation three times in the past week:

Israeli person (not me): "So did you vote for Obama?"

Me, M.F.: "Of course. He's the best!"

Israeli person (not me): "He's a Muslim, right?"

I get so upset at this fuckery (among other Israeli-hillbilly shenaneries). The other day I even started crying repeatedly to my parents, "It's like I moved from Austin to Waco! This is Waco! Aaaaah!"

I've recovered, but seriously, wtf? People here need a lesson or two about not being dumb. I rule; they drool, etc.